1. You are not a superman. 2. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid 3. Don't look conspicuous it draws fire 4. When in doubt, empty your magazine 5. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. 6. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 8. No plan survives the first contact intact. 9. All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. 10. With the pin pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend. 11. Try and look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo. 12. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short. 13. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack. 14. The important things are always simple. 15. The simple things are always hard. 16. The easy way is always mined. 17. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat. 18. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. 19. Incoming fire has the right of way. 20. Friendly fire isn't. 21. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 22. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 23. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together. 24. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately. 25. Anything you do can get you shot including doing nothing. 26. Tracers work both ways. 27. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 28. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out. 29. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take. 30. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right. 31. Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs. 32. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. 33. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. 34. Never worry about the bullet with your name on it, instead worry about the shrapnel addressed to occupant. 35. All battles are fought uphill and in the rain. 36. It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps. 37. Suppressive fires won't. 38. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down. 39. Teamwork is essential: it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 40. Napalm is an area support weapon. 41. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. 42. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. 43. Combat will always occur on the ground between two adjoining maps. 44. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. 45. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired. 46. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 47. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. 48. A purple heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 49. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather. 50. The crucial round is a dud. 51. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer. 52. The seriousness of a combat wound is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover. 53. Murphy was a grunt.
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